Bert's Practically Useless Magic Items

Publisher's blurb: Bert’s Practically Useless Magic Item is a document of, well, practically useless magic items! There are currently twenty-one unique and practically useless magic items in this document. I will add to the list whenever someone or something inspires me to make a new item! Treat this document as a brochure for Bret’s items with him advertising them to you or your players.