(publisher blurb) You’re a robotic bellboy in a gigantic, chaotic, mega-hotel. The hotel you serve is built upon (and in) a massive asteroid hurtling through space. You assist a diverse client of space-faring humans, time-traveling wayfarers, undiscovered alien entities, and unhappy tourists. You must serve them well. You were built for this job, and you are a piece of the hotel-brain. If you do not function well, the hotel will begin to fail, and you will be red (and we don’t mean ‘let go’ -- no, you will be literally fired -- as in a very unpleasant and uncomfortable melting process). So what’s in it for you? If you do a good job, you can earn nice tips, upgrade your robotic capabilities, and someday become hotel manager. It is a dream all hotel Bellbots share. Bellbot is a free, funny, fast-playing roleplaying game in the spirit of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or Paranoia or other comedic science fiction. Enjoy!