Publisher's blurb: Take on the role of a beautiful space pirate and claim the inheritance that is rightfully yours. Summon chandeliers! Fall in love with an alien daguerreotypist, only to have them die in your arms two scenes later! Marry off Balthazar Germaine’s awful stepchild! All this and more awaits you in BEAUTIFUL SPACE PIRATES in THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS FUNERAL, the most fabulous one-page RPG yet.