Barbaren!

From the back of the book: "'A man must defend his territory, slay his enemies and copulate with as many women as possible.' Quote passed down from the legendary barbarian warlord Kuthroc. You are a real MAN. Your arms are as thick as young trees, most can't even lift your sword and dong measures 10 inches. No kidding! You swim through rapid rivers, climb mountains and hunt tigers and bears in the deep forests of your homeland. You massacre your enemies like cattle and wade ankle-deep in their blood. You fear no enemy! After a battle won you get drunk with mead and pick a woman to go down on you. In short: You are a BARBARIAN! If you thought up to now that normal fantasy roleplaying games are sexist and glorifying violence, then get ready to learn otherwise: Here comes BARBARIANS!, the ultimate macho roleplaying game. BARBARIANS! is a satirical role playing game far beyond good taste. If you like nasty jokes, splatter-porn-fantasy-B-movies or Manowar, then you will like this. Ugh!"