Axe Cop Jump

From the introduction: You enter a world written by a five year old. While normally this would sound like a bad thing it's a bit more entertaining than you'd think. The world is full of enemies and allies you couldn't even fathom, sentient poop, cyclopean kings of evil, rabbit demons that possess people, crystal spawning night creatures from space, you'll be busy no matter what you do. That being said, you'll probably need something to help you from having your head chopped off.