"Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up!" From the back of the core rulebook: "Inside this swank beauty, we'll show you how to put the dead in deadite. Here you will find: An introduction to roleplaying and the Army of Darkness story. A guide to character creation, including ready-to-play champions and companions, as well as specs on the Army of Darkness cast, for your quick-play pleasure. The Army of Darkness Unisystem, streamlined for cinematic action and adventure. Guidelines for bringing the little people together, training them, and pitting them against the forces of evil. Blow-by-blow instructions for creating Army of Darkness roleplaying game sessions. A rundown on the Army of Darkness setting, places, people, events, including details on evil clones, demons, undead, and other critters. Fleshed-out new setting suggestions, taking your Army of Darkness game in freshly gruesome directions. A complete adventure to get the horror and hilarity under way right away."