Kill all humans! Except fat kids, they’re ok. User summary: Alien Hominid is an adaptation of the indie video game. Characters are aliens, with Attributes including Body, Blasting, Brains, and Pwnage. Derived abilities include Blade, Gun, and Grenade. The game is played using a standard pack of French playing cards. However, the most distinctive feature of the game is the rejection of the "hippy nonsense" that one cannot "win" a roleplaying game. In Alien Hominid, one player always wins.