From the introduction: Welcome to wonderland, my child. Ever since the day I saw you I knew you would end up in this here magnificent place. Oh, I had no idea you were coming but we did just meet. You will absolutely love it here. There is so much to do and never enough time to do all of it, but I guess that is how life is. Hurry up now, it is getting late and tomorrow will be a busy day. Take a sip of milk and of to bed you go.