Absolutely Stonkers! is an easy to learn strategic card game that was born out of the 2021 meme stock mania which took the world by storm. The game is fast-paced, funny, and has two ways to win. Players draw and discard cards to collect stocks and stopother players from colleecting them. Be the first to collect a Stonk (stock) card from each of the seven industries or the last one standing after all the other players have been indicted by the SEC to win. There are plenty of ways to sabotage other players and evade the SEC while on the way to become a Stonk Titan.