Publisher's blurb: Look: this gets very High Concept very quickly. You’re Sean Bean – all of you. Each of you is five Seans Bean. You have to survive to the end of a film so you’ll be allowed to finally die on your own terms because you were cursed by a Cosmic Demon Witch back when the world was young. You also have to act in, write, shoot, light and cater the film. Okay? Okay. Merry Christmas.