A Guide to the Ars Camelopandi

From the introduction: The Ars camelopandi method is a way for giraffe characters in LARPs and other role-playing games to participate in courtship, violence, and sex without the players actually being giraffes, hurting each other, or having sex. It is not, in and of itself, a game. Rather, it is a general set of rules that can be used to resolve giraffe courtship and mating in any LARP or similar role-playing game. ... Warning: this text makes no promises as to biological accuracy.